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	<title>Memoirs of my Melancholy Eff-Bee-dom.</title>
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		<title>Possibly the longest Eff-Bee-tionship ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps the most puzzling eff-bee-tionship I&#8217;ve been in is one that lasted for about a year and a half. How does that happen? I decided that the third time wasn&#8217;t the lucky charm at the workplace and decided that walking the fast path to becoming the Store Slore wasn&#8217;t for me. Hmm, where did I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=effbee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3090369&amp;post=17&amp;subd=effbee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m not a slore, not yet a girlfriend.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cindyparaguas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Legs Splayed Hearts Played]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So you would have thought I&#8217;d have learned my lesson from Mr. Downtown. Sadly&#8230;I didn&#8217;t. Mr. BabyFavah started work a few months after Mr. Somebody was terminated. I thought he was cute, but I was determined to never put myself in a Store Slore category again, and kept my distance from him. I did admire [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=effbee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3090369&amp;post=10&amp;subd=effbee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Brazen gropes a girlfriend does not make.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cindyparaguas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naivety. We all come into this world clutching a jarful of it, and some of us manage not to break the jar until we&#8217;re well into life. My jar began to develop cracks when I was about 17 or so. I was going on my first interview for a retail electronics store. He spotted me. I didn&#8217;t find him too [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=effbee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3090369&amp;post=7&amp;subd=effbee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>How it begins&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cindyparaguas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s only by the third of fourth encounter that you realize, hey, this isn&#8217;t a relationship. Relationships don&#8217;t start at 11 p.m. on a Saturday evening, they shouldn&#8217;t start with drinks, and end with you pulling your clothes back on, burying your face in your hands and holding back tears, while they wash the sex [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=effbee.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3090369&amp;post=3&amp;subd=effbee&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">Not really.</media:title>
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